Out of This World Food: Mercury Burger Bar in Detroit, Michigan

By ALYSSA DORCHAK, Guest Writer   –   The Michigan Journal

When I travel down Michigan Avenue’s brick-paved road, it signals one thing — Corktown Detroit — home to popular restaurants like Slows Bar BBQ, Gold Cash Gold, and Bobcat Bonnie’s. But this weekend I was due for a treat meal and my heart, and stomach, were set on Mercury Burger Bar.

Mercury is a small, upbeat diner mastering the art of creative, hand-pressed burgers, hand-cut fries, tater tots, and shakes.

Walking into the restaurant I was hit with the aroma of fresh grilled burgers and it got my appetite going. Customers can choose to dine in red and black upholstered booths that line the outskirts of the diner, stainless steel tables and chairs, or at the bar in which the restaurant centers around. The restaurant is cozy and a little limited on space, but the service is great so you don’t have to worry about waiting too long to grab a seat.

Aside from the great atmosphere, the burgers are Mercury Burger Bar’s specialty. They offer a wide variety of burgers. Whether you like to stick with traditional burgers with the usual fixings or you like to be adventurous and try burgers packed with flavorful ingredient combinations, this diner has something for everyone. Some of their popular burgers include The Local, a burger topped with pulled BBQ pork, cheddar cheese, slaw, pickles and Dreamland BBQ sauce and the Topor Burger, accompanied by Corktown’s own “Topors” Hungarian hot peppers, grilled onions, cheddar, fried egg, hot sauce, burger sauce and crispy onion straws.

If traditional burgers aren’t your thing, there are turkey and black bean burger options as well or you can opt for a grilled cheese, a classic Reuben, or a buffalo chicken sandwich. Salad options are on the menu also.

When it came down to selecting my burger of choice, after looking over the menu for about 15 minutes, I finally made my decision. I went with the Southwest Detroit burger. This was by far the best burger I have ever had. On a burger bun, there was the burger patty itself, topped with a chorizo slider (spiced Mexican pork sausage), jalapenos, muenster cheese, tortilla strips, fresh avocado and zanahorias, which are pickled, spiced carrots. The flavors and spices of the meat were perfectly paired with the smooth, milky flavor of the cheese and the heat from the jalapenos gave the burger a little bit of spicy flare. The added crunch from the tortilla strips made for a nice texture as well. All of the ingredients meshed well with one another, making for a well-rounded, delicious tasting burger.

What is a burger without a set of fries? Now I’m a sweet potato lover, so of course I selected the sweet potato fries. They were perfectly fried — a little crunch on the outside, but soft on the inside. Simple, yet satisfying.

Mercury Burger Bar also offers seasoned and garlic fries. They make specialty fries such as poutine (French fries with cheese curds and light brown gravy on top), chili cheese fries and bacon fries. One item that caught my eye and I’ll have to try the next time I visit is their Tater Tachos, which are tots covered with cheese sauce, crumbled bacon, jalapenos, salsa, and cilantro sour cream.

Another thing that I have to go back for is one of their shakes. They have classic flavors like vanilla, chocolate and strawberry, but they also have a Faygo Orange Creamsicle, Boston Coolers and their Hummer (kahlua, dark rum, and vanilla ice cream) round out the sweets portion of their menu.

If you’re ever craving the American classic combo of burger and fries, with a rich and sweet shake, make Mercury Burger Bar your number one destination. For unique, quality tasting burgers this is the place to go.

Mercury Burger Bar is located at 2136 Michigan Ave. in Corktown Detroit.

The Pickle Juice Workout: What Happened When I Used Pickle Juice To Fight Muscle Cramps For 10 Days

By    –   Medical Daily

From consuming human breastmilk to taking creatine supplements with “meth-like” ingredients, some gym rats will cut every corner available in the pursuit of a perfect beach bod. Unfortunately, cutting some of those corners could mean jeopardizing their health. Luckily, there are some natural products available for the supplement-shy, including pickle juice. With the help of The Pickle Juice Company, I decided to test the effectiveness of this briny beverage on my exercise recovery.

Muscle Cramps

If you’ve ever dealt with muscles cramps, then you know they’re awful. Every athlete has dealt with a sudden and involuntary contraction of their muscles. I know I still shudder at the term, “Charley Horse.” It can happen after a workout, in the middle of the night, or even in the middle of your workout. Muscle cramps are generally harmless, but don’t expect to be using the affected muscle group at your next workout.

Muscle cramps tend to be the result of long periods of exercise or physical labor, especially when performed in hot weather. The majority of muscle cramps develop in our leg muscles, making running a nearly impossible feat. This brings us to where pickle juice popularity all started: The Philadelphia Eagles opening game of the 2000 season against the Dallas Cowboys.

The Pickle Juice Game

Dallas is well known for its scorching temperatures and dry heat. Teams that go to play in Texas and places with similar temperatures are advised to make sure they are well hydrated before kickoff. In the preseason build-up to this meeting against their divisional rival, the Eagles training staff had begun experimenting with a new supplement that they thought could stop muscle cramps in their tracks. The players were understandably skeptical, but with temperatures reaching 109 degrees at kickoff, they decided to give it a shot.

So, how did the Eagles’ secret weapon work out in the end? The game ended in a 41-14 rout in favor of the Eagles. In what would be considered the hottest game in NFL history at the time, the Eagles offense held the ball for 39 minutes and 30 seconds while taking up nearly two-thirds of the game clock. Eagles running back Duce Staley earned 201 rushing yards on top of 61 receiving yards. Not one player was forced to sit out for even a single play due to muscle cramps.

Pennsylvania Governor at the time Edward G. Rendell likened the effectiveness of this new pickle juice supplements to a placebo effect. Little did he know there was actual science to back up pickle juice’s physiological effect on muscle cramps.

My Muscle Cramp Conundrum

Believe it or not, I was a college athlete for a time, (lacrosse), and muscle cramps on a daily basis were all too real. Let me set the scene: You just get out of a two hour-long practice that consisted of mainly running. You’re sitting on your couch trying to decompress and watch SportsCenter when BAM! One of your legs seizes up and you go crashing to the floor with a muscle that feels like it’s being choked to death. After 10 minutes of keeping your leg as straight as possible, the cramp finally subsides, but you’re left feeling like someone just gave you a dead leg.

I thought my muscle cramp days were over after I graduated college, but I was wrong. With no organized sports to keep my body in check, I turned to weightlifting and cardio to stay fit. A few muscle cramps after especially long and tiresome workouts have turned into something that hinder my exercise routine on a weekly basis. I’ve always been good about staying hydrated, and at the age of 25, I thought I had a couple more years before my body started to fail me.

Aside from dehydration, muscle cramps can be caused by a variety of different factors, including overuse of muscles, muscle strain, holding a position for too long, or an underlying medical condition. Although these are all causes for muscle cramps, scientists are still trying to figure out the exact physiological cause of cramping. Dehydration and the depletion of minerals, such as  potassium and calcium, are seen as the biggest contributors to muscle cramps so I figured, besides drinking water, there’s nothing I can do to remedy this little predicament.

My Pickle Juice Plan

I was content with ignoring the pain, drinking a lot of water, and dealing with muscle cramps as they presented themselves. Then one day I got an email from The Pickle Juice Companyasking me if I would like to try a supplement I had never even considered, but was sitting in my own refrigerator. With the promise of no artificial ingredients and 10 times more electrolytes than your average sports drink, I decided to give it a shot. After all, I’ve done some outlandish stuff in the past in the name of fitness, and this had a lot of scientific backing.

One study conducted by researchers from the Department of Health, Nutrition and Exercise Science at North Dakota State University asked a group of male college students to bike until the point of mild dehydration which induced toe cramps that lasted an average of two minutes and 30 seconds. Participants who were given the brine at the bottom of a pickle jar had their cramps alleviated within 85 seconds of consumption. This was 37 percent faster than participants given water and 45 percent faster than participants who didn’t drink anything.

Following a little bit of research and taste testing to see if I could stomach the briny juice (I could), I decided to go 10 days of using 100% Natural Pickle Juice Sport either before or during my workouts and 10 days without any pickle juice. Full disclosure: I expected to use pickle juice for 10 days and maybe see some changes toward the end. No one was more surprised than me when it actually started working on the very first workout.

The Results

After my first cramp-less day, I looked at the nutritional labeling to find out what this magical elixir was made of. Ingredients: Purified Water, Vinegar, Natural Flavor, Potassium, Zinc, Vitamin C, and Vitamin E. Nothing out of the ordinary, so what was the groundbreaking ingredient they included? Muscle cramps are fundamentally the result of sodium and potassium levels becoming out of whack, so potassium as a main ingredient made sense. But what about vinegar? That’s when I did some more digging and found that, in addition to hydration, pickle juice was actually tricking my body into not cramping. The vinegar in pickle juice can actually block the neurological signal that triggers muscle cramps.

Even though I used the 100% Natural Pickle Juice Sport product and swear by its benefits, there’s good news for people who shy away from buying workout supplements, or are skeptical of their safety. If you want to give pickle juice a try as a workout supplement because water and Gatorade just aren’t cutting it, try buying a jar of pickles, eating them all, draining out the brine, and drinking it. You can also tailor your workout to prevent cramps by starting off light and adding in the tough exercises toward the end. You may still cramp up and need pickle juice to prevent the dreaded post-workout Charley Horse, but cramps won’t ruin your workout.

BEP Planning Career & College Fair for March 8th

The Chamber’s Business-Education Partnership Committee kicked off 2016 on January 21, with a general meeting. Chris Snider, Committee Chair, led the meeting with more than 24 members in attendance.

The BEP is preparing for their 3rd Career & College Fair that will be held on Tuesday, March 8, from 5:00 to 8:00 p.m. in the Civic Convention Center. Plans are to have more than 40 business, college, university and technical/vocational school representatives present to meet students and their parents. There is no cost to participate in the Fair as a vendor or attendee. For more information about the Career & College Fair contact Rusty Brockman at the Chamber.

The Business-Education Partnership Committee acts as the education advocate for the community, acting on the recommendations of the Mayor’s Higher Education Task Force. For more information on this committee, or any of the Chamber’s committees, visit www.CommitteesInNewBraunfels.com.

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Peppers to Keep You Warm and a 30-Minute Chili Recipe

Tags: chili, recipes, peppers, seed saving, drying, Blythe Pelham, Ohio

While I’ve never tried that old foot-warmer recipe of adding hot chili powder to my shoes, I can attest to the heat some peppers can rub off on us. I found this out the hard way a couple of decades ago.

I grew some jalapenos next to my sweet bell peppers. I’d been improperly informed that they wouldn’t cross-pollinate. The truth hit my bare hands when I was chopping a tainted green bell for some fresh salsa and ended up with my hands burning until the next morning. Suffice it to say, I have not repeated that particular mistake. My sweet peppers are now always grown some distance from any containing heat.

I have friends and relatives who swear their appetite for hot peppers keeps them healthy. They insist no germ in its right mind will reside in the same body as one cleansed with heat. While I’m not sure there is science to back this up, I do vividly remember my dad downing a bowl of jalapenos every time we went out for Mexican food. I also remember him turning bright red with sweat beading up on his forehead every single time.

I remain unconvinced that I would enjoy such an experience. For me, eating is for pleasure and savoring taste sensations. I also believe our shared healthy constitutions are more due to strong genes, not necessarily his consumption of jalapenos.

Because I love to taste the textures and flavors of my food, I tend to walk away from the heat of peppers that obliterate everything else in the dish. This preference for steering clear of spicy heat is what made our youngest ask me throughout this past season why I grew several varieties of hot pepper that I refused to try. Laughingly, I explained that it was to see if I could. I also like the challenge of figuring out what to do with them once harvested.

I gave many away to friends and family who love hot peppers. I also dried them (see top photo, left side), and ground them into powders for future usage (bottom photo, middle row, jars). I roasted some for freezing, though those pictured (top right) are sweet, red cupid peppers. And I tried something new for me—I fermented them. By the way, you may notice blue painters tape in some of the photos. This is absolutely my go-to item for labeling because it can be moved from container to container during the fermenting process.

I served the fermented, super-hot Scotch Bonnet pepper sauce with our appetizer tamales at ThanksGaia (the name I use for Thanksgiving). There were a few brave souls who tested it — some deemed it too hot, others took some home. I didn’t touch the stuff.

Side note (yet more repurposing, covered in last week’s blog post): I also save my pepper seeds, drying them on old, expandable window screens (if you look carefully, you can see one as background of the right side of the bottom photo). I keep them carefully separated and labeled, then package them with labels until it’s time to start my seedlings—and the cycle begins again.

I wanted to work up a recipe to share that was quick, easy, and used some of my new pepper creations. When ending a busy and productive day, I love a recipe with healthy ingredients that can be thrown together and ready to eat in minutes.

I am definitely one who likes to use what I have on hand rather than having to find and ferret away some obscure, fancy ingredient that exists only in specialty stores in big cities or online. I urge you to substitute at will if you haven’t preserved your own hot peppers this past year.

30-Minute Chili Recipe

1. Brown and crumble in your pot:
• 3 sausage patties (optional)
• 1/2-1 lb lean ground beef

2. Add, saute, and stir in completely:
• 2 tsp garlic, chopped (a couple of cloves… more if you prefer)
• 2 tsp granulated onion (or ½ fresh chopped onion… more if you prefer)

3. Add and warm through on simmer (about ten minutes):
• 2-15oz cans of beans (I love using one can of organic black beans)
• 15 oz can tomato sauce
• 1 pint salsa (this was my homemade mild salsa… if you’re using store-bought, I suggest using a brand without added sugar)
• 1/4 cup fermented Numex pepper sauce (I used my own slightly hot sauce, a can of diced chiles or jalapenos could be substituted)

Salt, pepper, and chili pepper to taste

Serves 2

Optional:
1. Top with grated cheese, sour cream, dab of salsa, and sprig of cilantro or sliced avocado
2. Serve with cornbread—I make a gluten-free version, but that’s another story
3. Great paired with Oktoberfest beer

If you are so inclined, use this article as a reason to venture into an area of gardening or cooking that you haven’t yet tried. I know I’ll be fermenting peppers again. I also have a few new varieties to check out, thanks to participating in the seed exchange. Bring on the fun and adventure!

Photos by Blythe Pelham

Blythe Pelham is an artist that aims to enable others to find their grounding through energy work. She is in the midst of writing a cookbook and will occasionally share bits in her blogging here. She writes, gardens and cooks in Ohio. Find her online at Humings and Being Blythe, and read all of her MOTHER EARTH NEWS posts here.

Gigi Hadid Wins ‘MasterChef Celebrity Showdown’ With Spicy Jalapeno Burger

Gigi Hadid won the supermodel round of “MasterChef Celebrity Showdown” with her killer burger for charity.

By Gina Masilotti g.masilotti@hngn.com   –   HNGN

Supermodels Gigi Hadid and Devon Windsor stepped off the runway and took some time out of their busy schedules to go head-to-head during Monday night’s episode of “MasterChef Celebrity Showdown” to show off their kitchen skills for a charity of their choice.

Hadid, 20, competed for a charity very close to her heart, the Global Lyme Alliance for Lyme Disease. Hadid’s mother, “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Yolanda Foster, was diagnosed with the disease back in 2012. Her sister Bella and brother Anwar both also battle Chronic Lyme Disease.

“My mom, sister and brother are all affected by Lyme disease,” she told judges Gordon Ramsay and Christina Tosi while fighting back tears, according to Entertainment Tonight. “Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. For that on its own is amazing, but with [the cash prize of] $25,000, we can help with finding a cure. It can help so much.”

Hadid went on to cook her heart out for her family, and in the end it paid off because “The Gigi Burger,” which was made up of a “very special” beef patty with pickled jalapenos, crispy onions, special sauce, a toasted bun and potato crisps on the side ended up winning the money for charity.

“The first year I lived in New York I tried a different burger every week to find my favorite,” she told the judges on why a burger was her signature dish, according to Page Six. “I always say, ‘Eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane.'”

“Gigi, your burger is f–king delicious,” raved Ramsey, who is typically a very tough critic. “That is beautiful.”

Tosi agreed and told her that the “juicy” burger was “perfect.” “All of your execution, your technique was done to a T,” she praised.

“CALL ME MASTER CHEF HADID!” she tweeted along with a photo of herself holding the check. “All the lymies out there @LymeAlliance this one’s for YOU! Thank you @MASTERCHEFonFOX”

Valley Bounty: Pickles

Pickles

Pickles provide a refreshing counterpoint to warm winter foods, and they’re easy to make — this time of year, possible ingredients include radishes, turnips, onions, carrots or cabbage.

Quick vinegar pickles can be ready to eat in a few hours. Try them out by thinly slicing a red onion and covering with lime juice. Let them sit on your counter until dinner and serve with roasted winter squash, an omelet or a burger. Pickle ingredients and lots more are at the Northampton Farmers Market at Smith Vocational and Agricultural High School today; recipes and links to local pickle purveyors can be found on the Valley Bounty page atbuylocalfood.org.

— Margaret Christie of CISA (Community Involved in Sustaining Agriculture)   –   GazetteNet.com

New Braunfels Business-Education Partnership Career & College Fair Planning Underway

Chris Snider, newly appointed Chair of the Business-Education Partnership Committee, will preside at the committee’s first meeting of 2016, in Honors Hall at 7:30 a.m. on Thursday, January 21. The committee will review the programs the BEP currently sponsors and work on plans for the 3rd Annual Career & College Fair on March 8.

The Fair will be held at the Civic Center from 5:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. BEP members are currently recruiting colleges and businesses to man tables and provide information for local high school students. There is no cost to participate in the Fair as a vendor or attendee. For more information about the Career & College Fair contact Rusty Brockman at the Chamber.

The Business-Education Partnership Committee acts as the education advocate for the community, acting on the recommendations of the Mayor’s Higher Education Task Force. For more information on this committee, or any of the Chamber’s committees, visit www.CommitteesInNewBraunfels.com.

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Scarlet Pearl’s Under the Oak Café gets it right 24-7

D’IBERVILLE — If you are playing a slot machine at the newly opened Scarlet Pearl Casino and hunger strikes, there is just one place to go: Under the Oak Café.

It is on the casino floor, and you will never be out of earshot of that slot machine you just can’t wait to get back to.

Under the Oak Café is the quintessential casino type of restaurant, and most casinos have a variation of this style. Most are open 24 hours a day, and all can get a pretty good meal to you in a short time.

 

The menu at this café is smart and imaginative; not huge, but it is diverse enough for almost anyone. Take the appetizer list. It is only eight strong, and it includes two soups, but it has some good food ideas.

At the top of the list is the Frickles, or fried pickles ($6), served with a house sauce. The sauce is a bit of a mystery, but it is good, and the pickles were delightful — crispy and light. Perhaps a perfect appetizer or snack.

We also tried the Southern Fried Mac and Cheese ($8), and the Fried Green Tomatoes Napoleon ($8). Both were good, deliciously designed; a golf-ball size round of mac and cheese, deep-fried golden brown. Wow! The fried green tomatoes were thin slices of tomato, battered and sautéed (I would have preferred deep fried), topped with crabmeat, cheese and fresh herbs. Good!

Our waitress recommended the burgers, and there were three from which to choose, with prices from $9 to $13; not bad for a good burger.

The flagship burger, the two-thirds-pound Scarlet Burger, touts three kinds of cheese, good beef, some of those delicious fried pickles and a fried egg. Again there was a sauce, but it remains a mystery as it is called only “special sauce.” This burger comes cooked to order, and they get it right.

Other recommendations our waitress assured us were crowd pleasers were the Red Beans and Rice ($14); Shrimp and Grits ($19); and the pulled pork sandwich ($11).

The Scarlet Pearl Casino is the latest shiny new casino on the Coast, and it is worth a visit.

We can’t wait to try the other three restaurants, buffet, Asian-style noodle bar and the grill.

YOU LIKE THIS: FEATURING CHEF RICHARD GRAFF OF MEDDLESOME MOTH AND BEER PICKLES

BY ALICE LAUSSADE   –   Dallasobserver.com

Welcome to “You Like This,” in which we ask chefs two questions: 1) What’s the best-selling dish at your restaurant? and 2) What’s your favorite dish at your restaurant? We hope the answer to the first question will open your eyes to the fan favorites and the Dallas palate and that perhaps the answer to that second question will inspire you to go out on a kickass food limb once in a while. This week’s You Like This features chef Richard Graff and Meddlesome Moth.

Hey chef! What’s the best-selling dish at Meddlesome Moth?

As a chef, I am not usually too concerned with P-mix (product mix) reports on a daily basis and leave that obsession to the corporate management types. At Meddlesome Moth, I do review them occasionally if I need to fine-tune prep quantities or during menu changes. However, I prefer to take a more holistic “touchy feely” approach regarding the mix of dishes we sell. I get involved with what and how much the prep and line cooks are working on and monitoring the pass and seeing what is going out to the customers and talking with them, getting their feedback. With that being said and tasked with writing an article about our best-selling dish versus my favorite dish, I fired up my laptop and ran a P-mix report.

When I started as the chef, our hummus and pita plate was by far the biggest selling dish, week after week and month after month. The reasons were obvious: The price point and the ease as a starter in the shared plate concept we have at Meddlesome Moth drove the sales of the dish. In light of this, I was very surprised to see that our burger was now decidedly the biggest selling dish on our menu. In retrospect it may not be so surprising, as one of the strongest comments I received from our staff and customers when I started last August was about the type and quality of our beef.

A big component of my first menu change centered on using grass-fed natural beef from the local Texas ranch, 44Farms, and the ground chuck we use for the burger was part of that. We cook our burger on a griddle, which helps keep the meat moist instead of getting dried out on a grill, and our buns are delivered freshly and made every day from Empire bakery. Another change I made was presentation: I feel a burger should be presented in a manner that makes you want to immediately take it in hand and take that first juicy bite, feeling the juices running down the sides of your mouth. We had been serving the burger open faced (top bun on the side) and the customer had to fuss with it and finish assembling before taking that first bite. I felt it wasn’t visually appealing and the extra work took away from the immediate first experience. The final piece of the puzzle was the fries — after all, what is a good burger without a good fry? I worked with our purveyors on potato samples, as we cut and blanch our own fries at Meddlesome Moth. We found the potato we now use and then fine-tuned the blanching and prep process with our cooks for a consistent, crispy fry.

What’s your favorite dish at Meddlesome Moth right now?

My favorite dish at Meddlesome Moth would have to be our Hungry Farmer, a fusion of a charcuterie plate and a cheese plate. I like to “nosh” and have a hard time eating big meals anymore, which started when I became a cook and chef (I have to taste things all day) so plates like our Hungry Farmer are right up my alley. As a cook starting out, I was always fascinated with making house-made cured meats, pickles and condiments. It’s a lot of work, and the chefs I worked for were more than happy to indulge my passion, partly for the prestige of offering house-made items and partly because they didn’t have to do the work, which can be tedious and exhausting. We pick cheeses ranging from hard to soft and change them up weekly so they are not always the same. The only cured meats we source out are prosciutto di parma and an aged salami as these require conditions and space we don’t have at the restaurant. We rotate around various quick cure and cooked meats such as house-made rillettes of rabbit, pork and salmon, as well as duck breast cured ham, country pork pâté, chicken liver pâté and foie gras torchon.

I also have a mild pickle obsession and all the pickles we use except one are house made. Baby carrots, Kirby cucumbers, cipollini onions, green beans, red onions, fennel and the list goes on. Recently I have gotten into pickling with beer, which is a natural for us considering we are craft beer-centric. I just finished a batch of IPA beer pickles that were so good that after a little tweaking they might turn out to be a signature item at Meddlesome Moth.

Did you hear that? BEER PICKLES, PEOPLE. I cannot wait to order me a Hungry Farmer with a side of some peerckles. Go to Meddlesome Moth and try some of their house-cured meats. You won’t be sad about it. You like this.

Fermented Foods: Turning excess into product

By Josh Brokaw   –   Ithaca.com

Steps for creating a culture: First, place vegetables, fruit, or other live material in a bucket or barrel. Second, add water, maybe some salt. Wait for life to bubble up. If the life created isn’t one to your taste, change the climate by a few degrees. Adjust until desired results are achieved, or throw the whole thing over and start anew with a fresh batch of little organisms. Cajole and threaten them until they create something more to your liking.

This process doubtless will lead to a mythology among the microbes doing the hard work of producing your pickles, your kombucha, sauerkraut, tofu, kefir, kim chi, and any other number of “fermented foods.” To them, the humans who we credit for the work are capricious beings with the capability of making life flourish or falter in the barrel that is their universe.

“We’re the demigods of this vast civilization, just messing with them to see what happens,” says Anna McCown, self-described “pickle elf” for Crooked Carrot, one of several local makers of fermented food products.

Fermentation, like so many processes rediscovered as “foodie culture” has grown, has garnered attention from the national press over the past couple years; the style sections have written of bus-driving evangelists sharing their favorite bacteria on nationwide road trips, and Brooklynites begging their roommates to tolerate the pungency emitting from jars of kim chi under their beds. And the explosion in proponents of “probiotic” diets has also changed how many products with live cultures are marketed—bacteria, for so long something to be abhorred by hygienic Americans, are now featured by marketers, the presence of billions or trillions of the little things now proudly displayed on product packaging.

Here in Ithaca, it seems that even the most unusual of traditional food processes have been preserved in one pair of hands or another while the nation forgot how to do what grandma learned in her toddler days. Tom and Shelley MacDonald have produced fermented foods, largely from their own organically grown crops, since the early ‘70s. In their son’s Ithaca house, they once found an autograph book from 1909; on one page, there was an inscription:

“Where were you when the lights went out? Down in the cellar eating sauerkraut.”

Given the local land’s bounty in these parts, if the lights ever do go out, if the system goes down, Ithacans might have to give up imported delicacies like grapefruit, olives, almonds, or avocados—anything Mother Jones’ Tom Philpott is guilt-tripping progressives about might not make it in on the trucks anymore. But we can reasonably hope there will still be plenty of pickles and sauerkraut, tofu and tempeh, kombucha and kefir to go around.

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The MacDonalds discovered they wanted to make pickles on a trip to New York City.

“We went to the famous [Gus’ pickle place] and tasted the pickles right on the street, and brought some back,” Tom said. “We thought ‘Oh, pickling, we can do that. We have cucumbers.’”

“And I was pregnant at the time,” Shelley added.

The couple had heard about fermentation from true believers during their time in Boston in the late ‘60s.

“Anything fermented was like magic,” Tom said. “So we knew it from a philosophical point of view—the idea we evolved from the ocean and crawled up onto the land and these salty, fermented foods are our connection back. We were very, very young listening to this and said ‘Oh that’s interesting.’ In those days you had to work hard to hear something different.”

Shelley and her girlfriends started making sauerkraut in 1975, and Tom eventually met the late Gary Redmond, founder of Regional Access, who MacDonald said was “the first person I ever met who liked [pickling] as well.”

When Joey Durgin of Ithaca Kombucha came from Philadelphia, New York to get a degree in exercise science at Ithaca College, he made a masseuse friend who introduced him to the fermented and carbonated tea drink.

“It was a perfect fit for me. It wasn’t too sweet, it had that tart and pungent vinegar kick to it,” Durgin said. “I felt a little bit uplifted—I wouldn’t say drunk, but there was a buzz element that made me feel at ease.”

The Crooked Carrot crew has its origins at Stick & Stone Farm on Trumansburg Road, where Silas Conroy and Johanna and Jesse Brown met and decided to start a community-supported kitchen as a business.

“The idea at first was to make ready-made dishes, that people with CSA shares could take home and they’d go with the produce—like aioli and bean dishes,” Jesse said. “But we were doing four different recipes in two weeks, which sometimes worked and sometimes it didn’t.”

Fermenting foods involves lots of experimentation as well, but unlike most kitchen adventures, the basic steps don’t boil down to heat and eat. If a historian ever writes a Decline and Fall of Pickle Barrel No. 49, Latin names will be as prominent as in Gibbon’s history of Rome, with Lactobacillus taking the lead role. There are vast numbers of happenings inside the ferment caused by bacteria, and at many points the fermenter can do little more than watch the organisms do their thing.

“It was intimidating at first—I thought this was a very delicate, sensitive process,” Durgin said of his first brews. “But kombucha as a brewing process is very hardy. As long as you keep it covered with a rubber band, use a clean container and let the fermentation process get going, it’s difficult to mess up.”

Interventions in the ferment do become necessary; largely the role is in saying to the microbes ‘You have gone far enough,’ often accomplished through refrigeration, which slows down their work to a standstill.

In kombucha brewing, the SCOBY—which stands for “symbiotic colony of bacteria and yeast”—will grow as long as it’s allowed, resulting eventually in a vinegar which isn’t much good for drinking and anyway has too much alcohol, up to about 3 percent, to sell in stores under current regulations. Sourdough, vinegar, and kefir all require similar cultures to the SCOBY, and all present their own management problems.

Pickles, which became a mass-produced and distributed food in the 20th century, are particularly difficult to get right, if one is determined to make the vegetable process itself without outside help.

“You have to work incredibly hard to get pickling cucumbers right,” said Tom MacDonald. “From the customer point of view, the pickle is what everyone knows, and they have the most ideas about what a pickle should taste like. You have to get the pH down with the lactic acid and hope that two or three of those microorganisms that get in sometimes don’t flourish.”

A cucumber, pickled whole, that has started going soft and sugary on the inside can present a minor danger to its overseer, according to Conroy.

“If a cucumber is overly sugary, it becomes an active yeast fermentation rather than a lactobacilli one and it will give off CO2 and fill up the center of the cucumber with gas,” Conroy said. “We call them floaters. They can get to a point where if you bite into it, they will blow up.”

For the most part, the pickling process requires only salt, sometimes in a brine solution.

“In the case of kimchi and sauerkraut, the vegetable is so juicy it’s basically just salt added,” Tom MacDonald said. “People are always asking us at festivals, do you add anything? Well, no, we don’t. The microorganisms in and on the skin of the cucumbers, Lactobacillus plantarum is quite willing to start working and growing and functions in a salty environment.”

The MacDonalds closed their business, went to California, then came back and decided to start making pickles and sauerkraut again.

“We decided we had to make some for ourselves,” Tom said. “But it’s hard to get a volume less than five gallons to come out how you want it. So we started making barrels again, we started trading it, and then people have nothing to give us but money. And we said, I guess we’re back in business again.”

There’s something of a Goldilocks zone for fermented products when it comes to production size. Quart jars aren’t the best way to ferment; according to Conroy, neither is at a fully industrial scale, which helps Crooked Carrot’s chances.

“It does make it a very viable business for us, because it can’t be scaled up that easily,” Conroy said. “We do 55 gallon drums, and you could get somewhat bigger, but not a ton.”

Contrast that, Conroy said, with competing with your average California organic tomato maker—“They’re combining tomatoes and dumping into a concrete moat.”

The Crooked Carrot crew has no moats in their recently-moved-into processing plant on South Hill, the former Oasis Dance Club. Two of the team can pack up a drum of product by hand in a day. Not all of their 20-ish products are made in drums, but they did make 30 drums of sauerkraut in 2015. Conroy estimated they fermented 15,000 pounds of cabbage and over 30,000 pounds of vegetables in total over the year, with all of those drawn from farms within a 30-mile radius around the city of Ithaca.

Part of the Crooked Carrot mission, Conroy says, is to “absorb farm excesses.”

“Any given year, we’re sourcing some crops that are going to do extremely well—we want to be there to catch those,” Conroy said. Their curtido, a pickled El Salvadoran salad, is made of tender summer cabbage, which hadn’t worked well in their autumn sauerkraut ferment.

Over the years, Shelley MacDonald said, they’ve turned some of their Amish neighbors onto fermentation—which they’ve found to be preferable to canning.

Durgin has a different model for using excess, with his barbecue and hot sauces made of what’s essentially a waste product, kombucha vinegar.

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Further experiments in fermented foods will surely keep coming from Ithaca’s fermented food makers.

Durgin said he’s experimenting with flavoring kombucha drinks, as he prepares to launch the drink for sale later this year. Flavoring kombucha requires a secondary fermentation with juice in the bottle, and his favorites so far include guava and passionfruit.

A new sauerkraut with wild medicinals has proved popular for Crooked Carrot, and their spicy kim chi was rolled out after the white variety because they thought the latter might have a wider appeal.

“We were wrong about that,” Jesse Brown noted.

And the MacDonalds have found that their turnip sauerkraut is garnering a following, along with a radish kim chi.

Contrary to national trends, none of the people interviewed here are putting the health benefits of fermented foods front and center in their packaging.

“It’s a pretty wide range what brings customers to us,” Brown said. “Some do say ‘I started eating them when I was five and they fixed every problem I had.’ Others care that they’re really tasty or unusual, or they care really strongly about local foods.”

“If you dig around, there are some really remarkable claims out there,” Durgin said, “but there is something to be said for us eating too clean. In poorer countries you don’t find so many autoimmune diseases. We’re not eating from gardens, and we’re not getting gut bacteria into our stomachs, and we’re taking antibiotics all the time.”

When the MacDonalds started growing and fermenting organic vegetables, they were well ahead of the current fascination with things microbial.

“We’ve always been interested in well-being and health. We’ve been organic farmers all our lives,” Shelley MacDonald said. “It helps give a lot of energy for us to work hard; there are long days of farming and making this stuff.”

Working just as hard, in their limited universes, are the microbes.

“They’re a nice little food processing miracle,” Tom MacDonald said. •