Bacon-Wrapped Pineapple Jalapeño Poppers

  • 10 jalapeño peppers
  • 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened
  • 1 (20-ounce) can crushed pineapple in heavy syrup, drained well
  • 1 (16-ounce) package bacon (not thick-sliced)
  • Barbecue sauce

Slice jalapeños lengthwise, then remove and discard seeds and core. Do not do this with your bare hands; use a paring knife or latex gloves.

Beat cream cheese until fluffy. Add pineapple, and stir until thoroughly combined. Spread cream cheese mixture into jalapeño halves, leveling the top. (The mixture will expand when cooking.)

Cut fatty ends off bacon. Wrap each stuffed jalapeño with 1slice of bacon, and arrange on a large baking pan that’s been lightly sprayed with cooking spray.

Bake at 375° for 30–35 minutes or until bacon is crisp. Baste poppers with barbecue sauce, and continue baking for 5 minutes. Remove from oven and serve.

*This recipe makes enough filling for twice as many poppers. If you’re making these for a party, double up on the peppers and bacon — trust me, you can’t have too many of these! If not, refrigerate the leftover filling to use as a spread for bagels or crackers.

Sriracha Bacon Deviled Eggs

  • 12 hard-boiled eggs, peeled
  • 1/2 cup mayonnaise
  • 2 tablespoons sriracha sauce
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • Dash of each: garlic powder, onion powder, and white pepper
  • 3–4 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled

Cut eggs in half lengthwise. Place yolks in a small mixing bowl, and arrange whites on a serving platter or plate.

Combine egg yolks, mayonnaise, sriracha, salt, and spices, then mix well with an electric mixer or the back of a fork. If filling is too thick, add more mayonnaise, 1 tablespoon at a time, until you reach desired consistency. Taste for salt and spices, and add more, if desired.

Fill each egg white half with yolk filling (if you don’t have a piping bag, this can very easily be done by using a zip-top bag with a small hole cut out of one corner). Top each egg with crumbled bacon. Cover, and refrigerate until ready to serve.

Stuffed Jalapenos: A super appetizer to serve on Sunday

By DEBBIE ROGERS, Sentinel Staff Writer

CUSTAR — Searching for some hot stuff to serve during the Super Bowl?

Bonnie Weiker’s Stuffed Jalapenos are zippy but not overwhelmingly spicy. Best of all, the flavor can be adjusted to taste.

“If you take out the seeds and the membranes, it’s not really hot. You just get that jalapeno flavor,” she said.

Weiker’s been making the recipe for five years after seeing it in a flyer at a grocery store.

“But it was boring so I souped it up.”

She added sweet peppers, garlic and Parmesan cheese.

“We eat jalapenos and sweet peppers just about every meal,” Weiker said.

A tip for this dish is to bake the jalapenos in a shallow pan.

“If you don’t cook them on a cookie sheet, they don’t get crispy.”

The jalapenos are a hit, whether it’s football season, the holidays or a summer party. They’re usually served in the Weikers’ barn, which they built themselves 10 years ago. The space is insulated, heated and full of games, like darts and corn hole.

“We have a lot of get-togethers out in our barn,” Weiker said. “It’s always ready to party out there. We’ve had everything out there from my mom’s and dad’s retirement party to their 50th wedding anniversary.”

Mom and dad, John and Rita Goris, live right across the street, where Weiker grew up. She and her husband, Tom, first bought a home on Mermill Road, then moved back to her old stomping ground in Custar in 2001.

Weiker learned to cook when she was little, as did her three siblings.

“When we were growing up, they (their parents) both worked so we learned to cook young,” she said. “Our family always functioned as a team.”

She went to school at St. Louis School, where she also was married.

Weiker is a nurse for Deshler Family Practice and has worked for Dr. Carol Hicks since 1995. Tom is an electrician. Their children, Alex, 24, and Mollie, 21, live in Bowling Green. As empty-nesters, Weiker said the couple still prefer to eat in, rather than dine out.

They eat a lot of fish, and one specialty that may get served this Super Bowl Sunday is Seafood Pinwheels. Weiker will buy a prepared seafood salad and add onion, peppers and crushed red pepper flakes. Spread the mixture on a tortilla, then slice them into pinwheels.

Hands-down, her best recipe is a homemade cinnamon roll that she bakes every Christmas.

Weiker doesn’t prefer brand names for cooking, shopping a lot at Walmart and Aldi’s.

Her meats do come from the butcher shop, and most of her vegetables pop right out of her backyard.

They grow tomatoes, jalapenos and two or three different kinds of peppers. She makes her own salsa, and sauerkraut from cabbage in the garden. She also makes her own pickles and relish.

“I can can anything.”

When Weiker is shopping, she has a huge, detailed list. She only shops for groceries once every two weeks.

“When you live out in the country, you definitely plan ahead.”

If the Weikers aren’t cooking, weeding the garden or playing in the garage, they’re probably on their Harleys, riding the rural roads.

Weiker swears there’s nothing like motorcycle riding to give a rush to the senses.

“You just smell things. You go by a field that’s just been tilled. … There’s so many things you can appreciate.”

Stuffed Jalapenos

CRAB STUFFED JALAPENOS

Ingredients

8-ounce imitation crab meat

6-ounce spreadable cream cheese-softened

1⁄2 cup shredded Parmesan cheese

1⁄2 cup Mozzarella cheese

2 tablespoons Worcestershire Sauce

1 teaspoon garlic powder

2 tablespoons minced onions

6 mini sweet red/orange/yellow peppers chopped fine

uncooked bacon slices cut in half

fresh jalapenos

Directions

Soften cream cheese and mix all ingredients but crab meat with mixer. Chop crab meat and add to cream cheese mixture.

Cut jalapenos in half lengthwise. Remove stems and seeds. Generously stuff with crab meat mixture. Wrap 1⁄2 slice bacon around jalapeno and secure with toothpick.

Bake on a cookie sheet sprayed with Pam at 375 degrees for 20-25 minutes.

(stuffs 12-15 jalapenos)

SAUSAGE AND CHEESE STUFFED JALAPENOS

1 pound Italian sausage

2  tablespoons Chili powder

1 6-ounce can tomato paste

6 small sweet peppers chopped finely

1⁄2 cup shredded Parmesan cheese

1⁄2 cup Mozzarella cheese

1⁄2 cup water

fresh jalapenos

Brown and drain sausage. Chop finely. Stir in tomato paste, water, chili powder, chopped sweet peppers and cheeses. Cook 1-2 minutes until water cooks in.

Cut jalapenos in half lengthwise. Remove membranes and seeds.

Generously stuff jalapeno halves.

Bake on a cookie sheet sprayed with Pam at 375 degrees for 15-20 minutes until jalapenos soften.

(stuffs 12-15 jalapenos)

 

One ingredient 5 ways: Jalapeños

Times of Oman

If you want to lend sizzle to your favourite salsa, marinade, and jellies, add jalapenos to them. Though they aren’t really very hot like chillies but this moderately hot

Pickled

Take apple cider vinegar, jalapeños, garlic, salt, bay leaves, coriander seeds, cumin seeds, black peppercorns, and sugar. Heat vinegar and water with sugar. Slice jalapeños and fill a jar. Add the other ingredients and pour hot vinegar. Refrigerate it.

pepper is sure to spice up your meals.

Roasted

Cut the jalapeno peppers in halves and remove the seeds. Place them on a baking dish with cut side down. Set the oven to broil for 15 minutes. Flip and broil for another 5-10 minute. Add them in any dishes for the chilli

flavours.

Jellied

Remove stems and seeds and blend the peppers. In a large pot boil the blended pepper. Stir in vinegar, salt and sugar and boil for 10 minutes. Add liquid fruit pectin. Pour the jelly in a canning jar and give it a water bath. Let it rest till it is fully set.

Stuffed

Cook shredded chicken sausage in medium heat and in a bowl mix cheese and the sausages. Cut the jalepanos into halves and put 1tbsp of the mixture into each. Place in baking dish and bake, uncovered, at 218 C for 15-20 minutes till brown.

Fried

Mix flour, salt, pepper, red chilli powder, garlic powder, and eggs, in a bowl. In a deep fryer, or large pot heat oil to 180 degrees C. Dip the sliced jalapenos in the batter. Place the coated jalapenos in deep fryer till they are golden brown and crispy.

Love pickles? This Ker Sangri recipe from Rajasthan is a must-try

Pickles are a hot favourite in Indian households. Try out this lip-smacking delicacy from Rajasthan.

Written by Anshu Bhatnagar   –  IndianExpress.com

There are many methods of preparing this Rajasthani delicacy, but I always prefer my Mom’s method of preparation. At my home, Ker Sangri is used as a fresh vegetable (by soaking dry veggies overnight in water) and is prepared in the same simple manner just by replacing mustard oil with vegetable oil and adding the bare minimum spices.

Here is my mom’s method of preparing the dish:

Ingredients
1/2 kg ready mixed packet of ker sangri or ½ kg sangria and 100 gm ker
7-8 dry red chillis
3-4 slit green chillis (optional)
2 tsp amchur/dry raw mango powder (you can also add dried raw mango slices)
1 tsp turmeric powder
2 tsp red chilli powder (add according to taste)
2 tsp coriander powder
2 tsp cumin seeds
A pinch of asafoetida
2 tbsp vegetable oil
Salt as per your taste
500 ml water – warm method

Method
*Soak ker sangri in water overnight. Next morning, drain water 2-3 times, wash thoroughly. Spread in a colander.

*I prefer using pressure cooker or deep Dutch Oven to prepare this awesome Rajasthani delicacy. Heat oil in the pressure cooker or deep Dutch Oven.

*Add cumin seeds, asafoetida and dry red chillis, saute for a minute on medium flame.

*Add slit green chillis and ker sangri. Saute on medium-high flame for 4-5 minutes with continuous stirring. Lower the flame, add all the red chilli powder, coriander powder, and turmeric powder. Mix everything well over medium flame for about 2-3 minutes.

*Add salt and warm water. Cover and cook over medium flame for 2-3 whistles. Allow the steam to escape before opening the lid. If you are using a Dutch Oven, it will take more time, around half an hour.

*After opening the lid, add the amchur powder. Mix well. Cover and leave for 10 minutes (No heat required at this time).

*Traditionally, the dish is of dry consistency, but you can adjust according to your taste. Serve with puris or bajra (Millet) roti.

Firecracker Chicken with Jalapeno Honey Glaze

By: FOX4News.com Staff

Chef Sarah Penrod, a private chef and Food Network Star, will be at ZestFest this weekend at the Irving Convention Center. She stops by Good Day to make her favorite hot wings.

Marinade:

4 Chicken Thighs
2 Chicken Breasts, Butterflied
5 Chicken Legs
½ Quart of Buttermilk
½ c. Frank’s Red Hot or Buffalo Sauce
3 Large Eggs

In a large deep casserole dish or bowl blend the buttermilk, buffalo sauce, and eggs with a whisk. Place the chicken pieces in to marinate overnight or at least 6 hours.

Crispy Fried Batter:
1 pound Self- Rising Flour
1/3 c. Cornstarch
1 T Salt
2 T Freshly Cracked Black Pepper
1 t. Garlic Powder
1 T Onion Powder
½ c. Dried Parsley
2 Liters Canola or Peanut Oil

Honey Jalapeno Glaze:
3 c. Diced Tomato
3 Small Jalapenos, seeds scooped out but reserved
2 Garlic Cloves, minced
1/3 c. Honey
1/3 c. Extra Virgin Olive Oil
1/3 c. Red Wine Vinegar
2 Sprigs of Basil
1 ½ t. Kosher salt
½ t. Pepper

Dice the tomato, mince the garlic, and cut the jalapenos in half. Using a teaspoon scrap the insides of the jalapeno out reserving the seeds and ribs of one of the halves for the sauce and discarding the rest. Half of one of the jalapenos gives a nice balanced medium hot flavor. Dice the seeded jalapeno peppers.

In a small sauce pan pour in the olive oil and honey. Bring it to a boil and let this bubble for approximately 1 minute. Pour in the red wine vinegar and turn down the heat as it will bubble and gush for a moment. Add the diced tomatoes, garlic cloves, 2 sprigs of basil, diced jalapeno, salt, pepper, and the seeds and ribs of half of one jalapeno. Simmer for 15 minutes. Take the mixture off of the heat and cool for several minutes. Transfer to a blender and blend for 1 min. Season with salt and pepper and reserve for the chicken.

Directions:

Mix all of the batter ingredients in a deep casserole dish. Prepare a large platter or cookie sheet lined with foil to rest the chicken on after they are battered. Using 1 hand for pulling the chicken out of the buttermilk mixture and the other hand for coating the chicken in the seasoned flour mixture, batter each piece of chicken with a good coating of batter. Place them on the platter. Chill in the refrigerator for at least 40 minutes and up to a day ahead. (I batter them during the day for dinnertime.)

Heat the oil in a large heavy bottomed enamel dutch oven or wide stock pot. Fill it with oil half to three quarters full. You want the chicken to be completely submerged when frying 2-4 pieces at a time.

Bring the temperature of the oil up to 350 degrees. After resting the chicken, take it out of the refrigerator and check to see that the flour mixture has turned from white and powdery to looking like an opaque batter is coating the chicken. Bits of white may still be seen but primarily the chicken should look coated in thick batter. This is the secret to a strong, crunchy crust that will adhere to the chicken.

When the oil has reached 350 you may begin placing the chicken into the pot, up to 4 pieces at a time. I always use a thermometer to check the temperature of the oil to make sure it’s not rising too much (over 365 degrees) or not dropping below 325 degrees as I determine when to add more chicken. This recipe cooks in 3 batches.

BroJo’s Jalapeno Corn Bread-Brother John’s

By Lydia Camarillo   –   Tucson News Now

TUCSON, AZ (Tucson News Now) –

In this week’s “What’s for Lunch” segment, David and John Aldecoa from new restaurant, Brother John’s Beer-Bourbon & BBQ, show us how to prepare a tasty a jalapeno corn bread recipe.

Brother John’s Beer-Bourbon & BBQ is located at 1801 North Stone Avenue.

BroJo’s Jalapeno Corn Bread

  • 3 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 cup yellow cornmeal
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • 2 tablespoons baking powder
  • 2 teaspoons kosher salt
  • 2 cups milk
  • 3 extra-large eggs, lightly beaten
  • 1/2 pound (2 sticks) unsalted butter, melted, plus extra to grease the pan
  • 8 ounces aged extra-sharp cheddar, grated, divided
  • 1/3 cup chopped scallions, white and green parts, plus extra for garnish, 3
  • scallions
  • 3 tablespoons seeded and minced fresh jalapeno peppers

Combine the flour, cornmeal, sugar, baking powder, and salt in a large bowl. In a separate bowl, combine the milk, eggs, and butter.

With a wooden spoon, stir the wet ingredients into the dry until most of the lumps are dissolved. Don’t overmix! Mix in 2 cups of the grated cheddar, the scallions and jalapenos, and allow the mixture to sit at room temperature for 20 minutes.

Meanwhile, preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Grease a 9 by 13 by 2-inch baking pan.

Pour the batter into the prepared pan, smooth the top, and sprinkle with the remaining grated cheddar and extra chopped scallions. Bake for 30 to 35 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean. Cool and cut into large squares. Serve warm or at room temperature.

WEEKEND DINER: Quinoa Enchilada Casserole

WDBJ7‘s Melissa Gaona showed Lindsey Anderson how to make her Quinoa Enchilada Casserole.

Ingredients:

-1 avocado
-1/2 cup frozen corn
-2 tbsp cilantro
-1/2 black beans, canned
-1 cup quinoa
-1 can (10-ounce) rotel
-1/2 tsp cumin
-1/2 tsp chili powder
-2 cup shredded cheese

For a vegan recipe or less calories, leave out the cheese (it’s still very tasty)

Pico De Gallo – Ingredients:

-4 Roma Tomatoes
-4 jalapenos
-3/4 cups red onions, diced
-2 tbsp cilantro, fresh leaves
-1/2 of a lime

Pico De Gallo – Instructions:

-Dice tomatoes, jalapenos, red onion, and cilantro.
-Combine
-Squeeze lime on top and mix.
Enjoy on top of anything!

Toppings For Casserole

Pico De Gallo – 2 tbsp, or measure of your choice.
Sour Cream – 1 tbsp, or measure of your choice.
Colorful Tortilla Strips – 2 tbsp, or measure of your choice.
Avocado, halved, seeded, peeled, diced – 2 tbsp, or measure of your choice.

Instructions:

– In a large saucepan of 2 cups of water, cook quinoa following instructions on package (this will make more than what recipe calls for). Set aside.

-Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.

-Use an 8×8 or 2 quart baking dish for casserole.

-In a large mixing bowl, combine cooked quinoa, black beans, frozen corn, rotel, cilantro, cumin, chili powder, and 1 cup of shredded cheese.

-Spread quinoa mixture into baking dish. Top with 1 cup of shredded cheese.

-Place into oven and bake until bubbly and cheeses have melted, about 20 minutes.

-Serve immediately, garnished with avocado, pico de gallo, sour cream, and tortilla strips, if desired.

-Eat slowly and enjoy the burst of fresh flavor!

It’s Prime Pickle Season. Let’s Take Those Cukes For A Spin!

   –   Food Republic

Nothing is really in season right now, and that’s okay! Hopefully you took advantage of the end-of-summer cucumber bounty and jarred up some pickles to last you through the long, cold winter. And if you didn’t, the supermarket is full of them. Furthermore, quick pickling is called quick pickling for a reason. Boil up some brine and pour it over just about anything! We’re particular fans of beet-hued eggs.  Oh wait, beets are in season! Pickle beets!

But back to the cucumbers, the classic pickle we all, know, love and serve with burgers. If you’re simply eating them out of the jar, you’re in good shape. But if you’d like to take that propensity for the sharp, crunchy treats for a spin, U.K.-based lifestyle siteBrit & Co. has sourced and compiled few superb ideas, and we added some of our own favorites to ensure you have no excuse.

Fried Pickle Poppers: Hollow out, cheese-stuff and deep-fry pickles. You know you want to.

Pickle brining: The liquid left over when you’ve eaten the last pickle is gold. Pour it into a zip-top bag with poultry or pork and seasonings and refrigerate overnight for the juiciest pickled and smothered pork chops you’ve ever eaten.

Pickle brining, part deux: Soak cut potatoes in pickle brine before frying for extra-flavorful fries with the acidic component built right in.

Look outside the produce box: Vegetables aren’t the only things eager to be pickled. Boiled eggs take marvelously to the preparation (here’s a step-by-step). And even better: pickled shrimp! This Lowcountry specialty results in a plump, extra-succulent, incredibly flavorful snack, salad accent or star of your shrimp ‘n grits and is a must-make for any fan of pickles and seafood.

 

 

Scranton man pairs meat with heat in creative stuffed pepper recipe

BY JOSH MCAULIFFE   –   thetimes-tribune.com

Paul Cimino has a penchant for producing tasty pepper dishes.

Ask anyone who’s ever tried his Sausage Stuffed Jalapenos, an instantly addictive treat that has earned plenty of devotees through the years.

The recipe is this week’s featured entry for Local Flavor: Recipes We Love contest, earning Mr. Cimino a $100 gift card from Ray’s ShurSave Supermarkets, which has locations in Old Forge, Waymart, Factoryville and Montrose.

A resident of the Bull’s Head section of North Scranton, Mr. Cimino has been churning out Sausage Stuffed Jalapeños by the dozens for about 25 years. The recipe came out of “Pepper Night,” a weekly get-together for Mr. Cimino and a few of his buddies.

“We get together and tell tall tales, have a couple beers, put something on the grill,” Mr. Cimino said.

And, of course, eat peppers, including Mr. Cimino’s famous marinated cherry peppers stuffed with prosciutto and sharp provolone cheese.

Somewhere along the way, Mr. Cimino came up with the idea for Sausage Stuffed Jalapeños. They were an immediate hit with the Pepper Night crew, and before long he also was making them for parties and holidays.

Every year, on the Saturday before Easter, Mr. Cimino makes the peppers for the annual “Break the Fast” party at Dunmore’s San Cataldo Club.

“There’s trays of these peppers flying around there,” Mr. Cimino said. “The guys always look forward to them.”

Through trial and error, Mr. Cimino has developed a pepper preparation that works well for him.

First, he splits the jalapeños in half, then cleans them out using a teaspoon he’s specially fashioned for the task.

“The cleaner you get them, the less heat there is,” he said.

Then, he takes the sausage out of its casings — he uses both sweet and hot sausage from Ray’s — and puts it in a skillet over medium heat.

Once the sausage is browned, Mr. Cimino puts it in a food processor with cream cheese and cheddar cheese, then processes it until it takes on the consistency of chunky peanut butter.

He then stuffs the sausage in the halved jalapeños and puts them in the oven at 350 F, cooking until the peppers are semi-wilted and the sausage browns slightly on top.

The batch Mr. Cimino produced on a recent afternoon were devoured in minutes. Quite simply, the peppers and stuffing make for an outstanding combination, so much so that they can be eaten at a potato chip-like rate.

Unlike the jalapeños, Mr. Cimino grows the cherry

peppers in his garden. He’s gone through as many as 40 quarts of the marinated stuffed cherry peppers per year, such is the demand among family and friends.

“We have people who fight over them,” Mr. Cimino said, adding with a laugh, “I clean a hell of a lot of peppers.”

“Everyone keeps saying to him, ‘You should sell these,’” said Mr. Cimino’s wife, Diane.

Besides the cherry peppers, Mr. Cimino has other specialties that reflect his Italian lineage, like his homemade limoncello and coffee-flavored sambuca.

His sausage and peppers are so good that when he used to make them for North Scranton Vikings pee-wee football games (his sons, P.J., 21, and Nick, 18, were players at the time) the volunteers at the stand would keep the Crock-Pot in the back for themselves.

“He could have his own recipe book,” Mrs. Cimino said. “He sees a recipe, and he says, ‘Let’s try this.’ And then he’ll tweak it.”

He makes it his own. And, above all, he makes it really well.

Contact the writer: jmcauliffe@timesshamrock.com, @jmcauliffeTT on Twitter

Paul Cimino’s

Sausage Stuffed Jalapeños

 

1 pound hot sausage

1 pound sweet sausage

4 ounces cream cheese

4 ounces sharp cheddar cheese

12-16 jalapeño peppers

 

Halve and clean the jalapeños, then set aside.

Take the sausage out of its casings and place in a large skillet over medium heat. Continue to break up the sausage while cooking until it’s almost brown. Do not cook through. Drain oil and water from sausage.

In half to 1-pound batches, process the sausage in a food processor with cream cheese and cheddar cheese, processing until the mixture gets to the consistency of chunky peanut butter.

Stuff halved peppers with sausage mixture and place on a flat pan coated with olive oil.

Cook at 350 F until the peppers become semi-wilted and the sausage browns lightly on top.

Winestein says

Try this dish with a light red, such as pinot noir or barbera.

— DAVID FALCHEK

BITE CLUB: HOW TO MAKE THE PERFECT FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH

The sandwich that will take over the world.

BY    –   Maxim

I neither have money nor a basic understanding of what the stock market is, but if I had both of those things, I’d invest everything into chicken sandwiches. All of it. I’d bet the house. It might seem like we’ve hit peak chicken sandwich ubiquity, but that’s what people thought when restaurants started rolling out discs of of griddled ground beef and slapping them between buns. Then the hamburger went on to beat Communism and take over the world. So, too, will the chicken sandwich (except for Communism, that part kind of took care of itself).

And you have every reason to fall in love with the chicken sando: It’s crispy, it’s salty, you’re encouraged to cover it in hot sauce, and, more than anything, it lulls you into a false sense of moral gourmandism. Along with mayonnaise and pickles, chicken sandwiches come with the illusion of health and environmental consciousness because of the white meat; its trendiness will forever be reinforced by the world forcibly willing it into a trend. If there’s a line, people will wait in it—especially if there’s fried chicken at the end.

Don’t fight it. Just accept your new poultry overlords into your hearts and mouths and start frying some bird.

Here’s What You’ll Need:

  • Boneless skinless chicken thighs
  • Flour
  • Yellow cornmeal
  • Buttermilk
  • Hot Sauce
  • Potato Rolls
  • Pickles
  • Mayonnaise
  • Something crunchy and green
  • Vegetable oil for frying

Get yourself some boneless skinless chicken thighs and pound them out with a meat mallet—or an old wine bottle—until they’re thin and even. Pro tip: if you ever want to make a recipe taste better, sub out any recommended breasts for thighs. Make a brine using 2 cups of buttermilk, ¼ cup of hot sauce, and 1 Tbsp of salt—plus whatever spices you feel like rocking—and let the chicken marinade for at least 4 hours.

Then, add 2 cups of flour in one bowl, then 1 cup of flour and 1 cup of fine ground yellow cornmeal, plus 2 Tbsp of pre-mixed Cajun seasoning in another bowl. If you’re not already on that Cajun seasoning train, get your ass on board immediately. In a third bowl, combine 1 cup of buttermilk with 1 Tbsp of hot sauce.

This is a multi-step process, so pay special attention. Step 1: Take the chicken thigh out of the brine and dredge it in the first flour mixture (sans cornmeal). Step 2: Dip that floury chicken sheet into the buttermilk and hot sauce mixture. Step 3: Coat the chicken in the flour and cornmeal mixture and make sure you get starch in every nook. Step 4: Throw that chicken into 350 degree vegetable oil—use a deep fryer if you got one—for 6-7 minutes, or until golden brown and cooked through. Step 5: Let the piece of chicken rest on a wire mesh or paper towel for at least two minutes to let the oil drain and prevent mouth scalding.

Now, accoutrements! The way I see it, you need a squishy bun, some sort of creamy mayonnaise sauce, acidic pickles, and something green and crunchy. Any combination of those will do. I went with bacon fat aioli, fennel slaw, half-sours, and a Fresno chile sauce, but mayo, iceberg, store pickles, and Tabasco will do just fine. Get yourself one of those super processed potato buns that only come in 8-packs at major chain grocery stores and toast the hell out of it in butter. That’s the only way to get that squish to crisp quotient you need. Cram it in your mouth and actively participate in culture.