PNC Park is selling a hot dog this year that has caramel sauce, Cracker Jack, jalapeños and macaroni and cheese on it.

By Alicia Jessop   –   FTW!

We are human beings, people. We are organic creatures. We live and one day we will die. Our time on this earth is short, and while I can appreciate a treat, this is disrespectful to our bodies. This is hubris. This is us laughing at the heavens, chortling at the bodies we have been blessed with and doing our best to destroy them.

Caramel sauce does not need to be on a hot dog. We are creating monstrosities. This the work of a modern day Dr. Frankenstein. This is unnatural. This isn’t right. We must stop ourselves. We are killing ourselves … and for what?

Our ancestors lived on meat and grain and vegetables alone. We have come so far, and our health has improved so much. Technology is racing forward at rates we’ve never before seen. And what do we do with it? We create a nightmare like this?! Yes, we made a hot dog with jalapeños and macaroni and caramel and popcorn, but did anyone stop to ask: Why?

We have to treat ourselves better. And I mean freaking CARAMEL SAUCE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 

We deserve whatever becomes of us.